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Ooh boy, Iran better watch out for those union organizers!

American Academy sounds like a socialist plan.

I chose this one!

And? We can’t unelect him or his people.

The American people lost this ability.

Biden should pardon the guy as a fuck you to Trump.

Nothing to do with the light actually. I’m yelling at the small cell radios on the top of the poles.

I poop… A lot.

This is me. You can usually find me staring up at a light pole talking, heckling or cursing at it, and before you know it I’m gone.

Holy shit. Having the balls to admit in court that your sweepstakes is fraudulent! That’s a special kind of special.

Do a factory reset on your TV. Then do not let it ever connect to the internet again. Get a cheap laptop and play all your media on it through the TV.

I think it’s called “recycling”.

Really? Worse than Mexico?

3d printing and role-playing. I print miniatures that my friends and I paint. Then we use them in our games.

Why would you hurt Leslie Knope like this?

It’s not every company, but that is what mine did. We’re “management” but we don’t manage anyone.

And they are smart enough to put us at the very bottom of the management ladder, even though we’re not actually management. That way we can’t legally unionize. In the U.S. at least.

It’s actually only two fifths now, because of the shrinkflation.

Creamy, yet chunky.

Next they’ll be telling you not to drink raw whale milk.