I’d be more concerned what the buttons disguised themselves at

Got any more of those/him?

Yeah right? Only sickos would do it with Teflon. Steel all the way.

Can second this. Not only has it personal and collector value, you actually own it in contrast to the digital age where everything can be taken away by the host service even if you payed for it before. And no, “you only bought the license to stream it not the media content” is only legal rubbish these companies spout to justify the morally questionable bs they push to be the norm.

That’s a rapier. There are swords that can’t stab at all. I don’t call toothpicks swords either.

Nope, some people definetly taking an offense here, no doubt. I have seen way shittier jokes make the front page many times before.

Petah?

Make such a joke nowadays and you’re labeled sexist