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But now my ice cream has cold spit on it

How would you put ‘person who tested various diets and eating habits for the best possible shit to freeze and pick through ice with’ on a resume?

You know, I didn’t think I could hate Musk more - but then he just one ups himself. It’s almost impressive.

Well, it’s stated at the end of the paragraph that the about me was written by ChatGPT.

Stop, I can only get so erect

You can’t cook chicken with math, it’s out of this guys wheelhouse

Woman bad, amirite guys?

Hmm, I was going to say there’s a chance you survive biting lava - but technically there’s also a chance you survive biting something poisonous.

So yeah, flawless logic. The most poisonous and venemous things happen to be the pure unbridled power of the earth and 900lbs of muscle and hungry.

Not if the owners have any character

Listen, cut him some slack - it’s really hard to keep your hands dry when you’re writing inside of a bubble. They’re very soapy, and you can’t move too much or they’ll pop.

Maybe he should try his hand at teaching too, it seems like he’s got a unique skill for simplifying complicated concepts.

I’m a citizen of the United States.

I give you the pass.

Edit: in fact, talk more - specifically to other U.S. citizens about it. Exposure to other countries ways of doing things can only be a good thing, and if they tell you to fuck off - whatever, that’s their right.

Disastrous, even

It’s a circle jerk, don’t get fooled into thinking this is some new version of trickle down economics

Both are Homeland Security, there are many reasons why they could be working together

seized at the US-Mexico border crossing…

Gee I wonder

Why is corpo-simping so common on this platform?

Considering how much the Cash version changed the meaning and vibe of the song, yeah this is canon now.

Unless you’re on the volcano that death will be a very slow one.