You people are the sewer mutants of the internet

I do not enjoy you as a human being

All are welcome

I’m thinking of starting a suicide cult

Fuck it put him in charge

We now side with cancer.

-Official statement

Well, yes, but you see we were hoping it would go the other direction. That’s the general vibe of the room at the moment.

I paid.

Downvoted

-Lemmy

Eh fair. I honestly hadn’t even considered downloading from the website cuz that just doesn’t feel like piracy to me. I was picturing somebody torrenting Mr beast

Who tf pirates YouTube

Two people who were… Large. They ordered quite a bit of food. When they pulled up to the window they had an entire goddamn sheet cake in between them on the seat and they were going to town on it.

Just put a few quarters in her

My last three laundromat visits involved anal.

That’s literally the entire season too

Who was he in Trek?

I thought rape was basically legal for soldiers? Pretty much a job perk.

Earl Gray. Hot.

So is having the brightness up. The phone looks weird dimmed.

2025 new policy of punching poor kids in the face takes effect.

That is a truly glorious headline.