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Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)
Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)
Genius.
Anyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up
I think it’s the way you explained it
How would they know?
Is this in science memes because there’s a crab in the picture lol
My mind is being blown so much ITT. I don’t recall any insect ever having a smell, crushed or otherwise.
And never close a cubicle door
Fucking idiots downvoting obvious satire
Percury
Senus
Barth
Uars
Fupiter
Yaturn
Sranus
Beptune
It’s not even really an argument though, is it? So maybe ‘thought terminating cliché’ is appropriate
*Fake crying
Lower numbered laws have priority over higher numbers
That means this is the negative first law
I’m willing to bet it’ll differ from person to person, to complicate matters further
TIL turtles are older than crocodiles
If they were, we’d be made up of about 30 trillion eggs each
There are more stars in the galaxy than there are atoms in the universe
Omg I didn’t even spot there was another wrong one
Murderers.
Have they removed the sail part of the blades?