i have not owned a television since I was a child and came to develop my quirky ad-reviling character trait

Glup Shitto is the coolest, i cannot believe nobody’s mentioned him yet

what a fucked up planet

we should live there

Making burritos. I’ve taken to adding in a bit of salsa and sour cream, and then finishing it in the oven with a layer of cheese on top and drizzling some hot sauce afterwards. I’m currently figuring out side dishes to go alongside them, and then i’ll move onto the next dish that catches my attention.

update: oven broke lol

grits. the way my mother made them when I was a kid was plain and kind of unpleasant. I add sausage and cheese to mine.

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it’s really easy to exploit the worse parts of human psychology en masse when you have money, and its incredibly hard to undo that

My vote is for Gretchen.

Fingers. He looked like my hand because I was a silly goober who thought imaginary friends were dumb, but had no issue with anthropomorphizing my own hand.

I’m pretty salty at nintendo for abandoning F-Zero in particular. I need more high speed bumpercars racing in my life

That old person feeling of no longer being with “it”, and what’s “it” now being strange and scary probably compounds over the centuries.

It was like a dark an unspeakable revelation out of a cosmic horror novel when I learned that some freaks in the states concocted deep fried butter.

The soothing tones of the dark souls 1 character creation menus

Rubber. The movie about the tire who woke up and chose violence.

yeah, the dark priest has lots of disadvantages to start, but once you can get a crew of undead and the Marriage going, he really comes into his own-- wait, what are we talking about?

be excellent to each other

party on dudes

pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month

ZZZ, F-Zero X, Balatro, UESRPG3e, and SotDL.

Theuppermostinlife curates a bunch of music they like, and I share some of their taste so that’s where I get a bunch of new stuff from.

uh no not really. I’m just here for memes and doomscrolling

beans. we’ll get em next time