Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]

Already done

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

I know what she should do with that

Samsung universe S1

I’ve heard this so many fucking times I want to blow up the sun so I never have to hear it again.

AI generated Art Simulacrum

Biting my nails till they bleed

I don’t remember…

Yes, and you see… capitalism is an actual curse.

How do you think Jesus walked on water?

The curse that makes Gotham dysfunctional is capitalism.

laughs in masochism

I like politics and all I see is a massive flaming pile of horseshit

Apparently the robot is designed to be vegan.

But we all know a robot that feasts on the corpses of genocide victims isn’t too far fetched.

Looks flat if you compare it to my DUMPTRUCK ASS

If you have over 1000 tabs… learn how to use bookmarks instead. I don’t understand how you think 1000+ tabs is a feasible way of organizing.

When you microwave the burrito too long

It probably scares away rival ants so they don’t try to fuck with their nest.

Sounds like a strain of kush