“Who lit all these torches?”

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No, no I don’t think I will

The physics teacher wants to measure the restitution of children

Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood

I’m gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government

If we assume the ground is frictionless, I’d assume we’re assuming no air resistance, just to make it easy

I know it’s more expensive, but I’d rather get a steam deck and just emulate the games

How do I change it to easy water?

He round

I’m not mad at the ladies gaming the system, I’m just mad at the system.

Wet

Is this the same guy who was complaining about mataflix prices going up?

That’s why I said they’ll likely be in textbooks, no guarantee lol

Boy I sure do love living through historical events that will likely end up in textbooks in the future

Who’s on first, Not on second, and not who’s up to bat

Look, you can’t cook an omlette without cracking a few servers

Yep, if anyone doesn’t know, the real answer is that they just keep driving heavier and heavier trucks over until it collapses, then they just rebuild it

The OG meme (I think):

These are puppies

Endgame, its one of the very last scenes