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Cake day: May 19th, 2024

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  • I’m not sure why they tried this.

    ‘We made a VR games headset, but replaced the games with office related programs, like calenders and notepads’

    Did any of them ever use an Oculus Quest? Like, why did they try this? Is this Apple’s Google Glass moment? Did they really think that if you pay enough youtubers to wear it in public, normal people would magically go into car-level debt to emulate them?

    In fact, I’ll go as far as to say this campaign and price point was a bigger mistake, and a louder failure than Google Glasses.


  • I use the cheapest serrated knives, they come in a set of four, and are idiots who each take a tiny bite of food when you move them along.

    … perhaps they’re not even knives, but are wood saws for food.

    Your grandfather’s knives could whisper to them 24/7 until their bodies rust, they’d still just be my little idiots who cost four dollars and only cut when I move them along.

    And cut they do, just with no sense of danger or spite, they only take their tiny portions and giggle until it’s their turn again. Which is only when I move them, back and forth until they get through.