CredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]

Mag lights

these thingymabobs are cool because they’re strong. however, their main drawback comes from the fact that they’re usually pretty weak as lightsources because being a flashlight was secondary for them. but, with a little LED chip upgrade they can gain a second wind as lights, nothing as fancy and eye-burning as some of the gizmo gadgets the flashlight guys on reddit have, but overall competent for an aluminum pipe

i hope its like The Orville or i will be mildly disappointed

Indeed. The federal agents have stepped way out of line with this one