Super Mario Bros 3. It was the first video game I’d ever played. That was my gateway drug.

I used to know that game like the back of my hand. Any time I pick it back up, it feels like visiting an old, childhood home.

I don’t think it was an accident.

I don’t know why anyone is buying those death-traps.

I’ve got good news, then! Fewer and fewer people are buying the illegal immigrant’s dangerous and overpriced swastikar, with new buyers dropping and trade-ins rising every day as public support for the emerald mine nepo baby nazi dwindles daily.

[yeehaws sadly]

As a Texan, it’s a relief to finally not be included on one of these lists for once.

Yeah, given Trump’s timelines on building the wall, I think we can safely expect this to never be finished. This will be yet another indefinite Republican drain on American tax dollars.

Because they don’t have propellers?

Yeah, this story hit me kinda like the McDonald’s hot coffee incident; it seemed silly and frivolous on the surface until you realize just how much danger the person could’ve actually been in.

Though I’m loving the comments in this thread. The arguments over corporate responsibility vs personal responsibility are pretty interesting!

I think this is a rare instance where eating the onion actually fits the /c/ :)

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I’m of the same thinking; if there are things that you can’t eat for health reasons, then you should check any food that you didn’t prepare, yourself.

Trust, but verify.

Whoa, whoa there, you’re way out of line with that one.

Cunts have depth and warmth, and do not deserve this comparison.

When he’s unconscious*

It is a very US unit, yes.

It is exactly one half of two meters.

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Not because Trump gives a fuck about any random dipshit who gave their life for him, but because he knows it paints a target on the backs of the Babbitt family. He wants somebody to try taking their hard-earned tax dollars back from them, because he wants more violence. He’s pushing for civil escalations so he can justify martial law.

There are pee cleaning solutions available. I’ve never had to use them, but I know people that have passed tests with them.

Can confirm, I’ve used them a few times. It’s always best to go clean for as long as possible before getting tested, but I’ve had success with as little as 3 days notice.

People often think these products are scams because they’re marketed like woo medicine. But that’s because they have to be, they legally can’t just put “THIS IS SO YOUR STONER ASS CAN PASS A DRUG TEST” on the label, so they have to sell it as a BS “cleanse”.

I’ve only had a few people ever tell me that they didn’t get it to work. But, those were people who I probably wouldn’t trust to follow the directions printed on a bottle, in the first place. Just stay clean for a few days and follow the instructions exactly as they’re written, and it’ll work out, in my experience.

Worst case scenario is that you’ll have a “dilute” result and will need to re-test a few days later. Do the same process the second time, and chances are you’ll come out as dilute again. Generally, if you test as dilute twice in a row, they assume that’s just your normal baseline and it’s considered a pass. I’ve never heard of anybody coming back dilute twice and ever needing a third test, nor have I heard of anybody failing a test over dilute results.

Yeah, it’s hard to get a sense of the scale from some of those videos. For an idea, it’s 127 feet vertical from the bridge to the water. Anyone who was on those masts when it hit very likely fell a very significant distance. It’s honestly enough of a height that I don’t know if it would’ve been better to land on the ship or in the water, but the outcome is guaranteed to be terrible, either way.

Well that certainly wasn’t on my terrorism bingo card. What the fuck is this timeline we’re in?