Me not knowing much about you often lends itself to me liking you more.

Stop already, I’m married.

ALLEADGEDLY

You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?

No no no no noooo noooo no oh ohh ohh ohhhh YES!

Hanlon’s Razor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor?wprov=sfla1

Yo that movie is 25 years old!

Don’t forget literally and figuratively

person with the initials DP has left the chat crying

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

Here’s an article mentioning that family (from Canada) but also about a recent family from NY.

https://www.thetimes.com/world/russia-ukraine-war/article/the-american-families-moving-to-russia-to-flee-moral-decline-of-us-k9975x2nj

Some of us are old, confused and ignorant when it comes to that sort of (naughty) shenanigans. Is there a “piracy for dummies” somewhere?

Why am i bisectional, you ask? For me it’s the thrill of the chaise

Because it’s frozen (i.e. ice)

This made me laugh wayyyy harder than it should have

“Be sure to drink your ovaltine”

“I’m Riley Reid and I (moans) approve this big, fat, thick message”

Ugh I hate that guy

Something something Trumps a jelly donut

Does quantum entanglement count? Probably depends on your definition of “teleportation”, I’d assume.