No, the correct paraphrasing is

“When given the choice between a less than perfect, but educated, compliant and compassionate candidate, or Hitler-without-class, pick the first one, otherwise you’ll get the second.”

All of them.

I know some choices are hard, but my parents aren’t around to make them for me anymore, and voting takes so much effort. It doesn’t really matter anyway, both sides are exactly the same. I’ll just not vote and whomever wins, wins. This is America, I’ve got inalienable rights, so it won’t get that bad.

Not sure about other states, but in mine, the ability to read and understand English is a requirement for getting a license…

Now you could make an argument that’s not the same as speaking English, and my rebuttal is “should we ban mute, or speech-impared people from getting a CDL”?

Oh, and we would tack on a hate-crime charge, plus vulgarity for mentioning body parts in public, but you’re not getting a court date anyway, so don’t worry about those.

Hate crimes? No we just decided that your tattoo and lack of criminal record means that you’re a highly connected member of a Venezuela street gang, acting as a foreign operative and combatant on US soil.

Don’t say goodbye to your kids, they’re going with you, unless you can arrange for childcare for the foreseeable future in the next 2 minutes over the phone.

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Edit : in jest. It’s a correction for the wrong body part emoji 💔

Weewoo

Cleeerp cleeerp

Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

STOP RESISTING

FGM removes the both the clitoris and labia

There is an entire horrifying spectrum of FGM, not just what you posted.

My partner gets mad when I point out that the same “medical benefits” can be said for FGM.

It’s not a medical decision. The procedure is completely unnecessary and unwarranted without a diagnosis.

It’s not elective. They baby can’t elect to having part of their genitals cut off.

Jesus Died For Your SINS

Right next to…

Cum on down to the Dildo Motel! Behind the truck stop on State 30, we got every kind, color and flavor of fake dicks and porno DVDs.

I’m not disappointed in trump. He’s doing exactly what I thought he would do, and exactly what he said he was gonna do.

I’m disappointed in my fellow Americans for voting for, or not voting against him.

Burning T…

Time… Time to go…

Hands down, the worst president, twice.

Nah, I would have the company buy them all back, repair and rebuild them with better parts. In 10 years they’ll be legendary like Deloreans, then quietly open up orders for them.

It’s a win-win. People who want out of the truck now get their money back. The company and die-hard CT fans make a killing when these things become somewhat rare and collectible.

Step down from Doge, open the files and lay bare this administration.

Offer to buyback every single Cybertruck.

Appoint a board of directors elected by Tesla employees, with representatives from each department to manage the long term goals and policy of Tesla.

Make a low cost, highly configurable electric car. Essentially an electric 90’s Civic.

Or better yet. Pay me 500 million a year and I’ll do all of this for you.

4 year headstart on my career and 40k for training and investments early in life goes a long way.

Let’s put it this way. I dropped out of my degree program. My partner got their masters in the same field. I make more money, in a field that I enjoy, than my partner makes in their degree-adjacent field.

Okay I may just be the exception.

My dad has an MBA. He stopped doing business shit nearly 40 years ago, and makes more money running databases.

My brother just cleared a million dollars this year. No degree, self-taught programmer.

My other brother has 2 degrees, also codes for a living. He says what he learned in school has zero application to what he does today.

My sister graduated with a degree in industrial design, interned with Mattel and Hasbro… She does cloud application development now.

Out of all the people I know, I can think of 4 that had higher education than was relevant to their careers. 3 of them are Boomers, and the last one is my stepdad, who got his degree at a technical college on the cheap.

I ultimately decided to drop when I was applying for summer internships in my desired field, and multiple places told me they wouldn’t even look at me for an unpaid internship with less than a Masters. I quit that fall semester and saved myself 20k.

Shoot, 15 years ago I stopped getting my degree because it was a waste of time and money, and from what I’ve seen colleges haven’t become better since then.