Isn’t this from South Park?

Sounds like you’re going to the wrong music instructors.

Yeah, school.in the 90’s was so gay.

I think this is gay eraser

A previous job of mine wanted people in my team to volunteer for being on call overnight for a week at a time.

No-one did, so they forced us. I emailed all managers involved including HR I said that I would like to opt-out for various reasons like family, mental and physical health, and also that the pay was in no way adequate for what they wanted. Again they pushed, so I replied with I’ll do it but would be unavailable most afternoons and evenings with my kids and things they have on. That I also won’t be able to answer after going to sleep because I take my mental health very seriously and need quality sleep to function.

So the first night I slept peacefully as I normally do as I have my phone set to go to DND automatically. I got called in because I didn’t answer a call that came in last night, I asked when it was, about midnight, and said well that’s because I was asleep.

Go to the next 2 mangers up, say the same thing and they say that I need to answer. I explain the email stating that I would be unable to answer calls at many times including when asleep and how no-one replied with that being a problem. One of the managers was like, wait up, you flagged this; yup; can you send me the email chain; yup. Got removed and told I wouldn’t need to worry about doing it anymore.

It found a new job shortly after that.

Good ol’ fascism! You can always count on fascism to to help people. Well, the right people. I mean, some of the right people, maybe a small subset of the right people.

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Boneitis Eel up the nose? That’s a funny name for a horrible disease.

• Fry Me

Maybe the way to beat climate change is to introduce the climate to capitalism.

And get him some cake. Because last time he didn’t get a piece of cake.

Is that not chap-hop

No I will not make out with you!

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

Unfortunately not. Some things just don’t work on Firefox no matter how hard you try.

That sounds more like the name of the treatment than of the bacteria itself.

The Final Fantasy series.

The Sid Meier’s Civilization series.

The colony survival game called Oxygen not Included.

That farm goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know it.