No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.
No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.
“it’s the thirst mutilator!”
I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.
What a terrible day to have eyes…
That’s a country song if I ever heard one. “Is my dick too long for this skirt?”
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.
Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.
So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?
I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?
This hole was meant for me!
Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.
Did you see a sign that says dead decepticon storage?
Dear son,
Noice.
Love, dad
It’s all fun and games, until you have to explain to a person you are playing chess with, that you just orgasmed because of the vibrating butt plug, you are using to cheat at said chess match.
Yeah, we are old now, man. I remember seeing this in the theater. I was just talking about how Netflix used to come in the mail.