You… you should not be allowed at the petting zoo…

Kind of reminded me of this one.

No, thank you.

Oh thank god

Maybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I’m lost in the woods, though.

How would you leverage your vote in this instance?

I’d just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They’ve become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What’s the deal?

Man, that’s so sad.

My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

People do this all the time, and it’s super annoying. I’d love for someone to explain why they downvote an honest question.

If you’re going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

'Tis but a scratch!

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

Yeah, the IDF.

How would we deal with violent crime without a police force?

“It’s 9 a.m., and I don’t feel like drinking, but…”

What was the scenario (if you don’t mind saying)?

The brain worm that’s Controlling his mind?