That night everyone heard

Feelings all over the corridor, inside the warp core, dripping from Worf’s bat’leth. That’s the real reason Wesley Crusher had to leave the enterprise.

Their tribbles are far too large. I don’t see this getting as popular.

I’ll never remember this new one

Awesome. I’m still waiting on my seeds to sprout.

The news is calling it a “huge win”. Really? It’s a huge win when you shoot yourself and then remove the bullet? They haven’t even closed the wound yet.

Side effects include: Diarrhea of the mouth Puckered eyes Orangification Everything computer

I can’t believe this is the 17th one this month!

I don’t know how anyone can be optimistic about this economy. This isn’t death by a million little cuts. we are headed for an unprecedented economic depression.

Joe Biden strikes again!

It’s the only time I can get any worms

What time loops? How can you tell how many times it’s happened?

I’m getting so old I can’t remember these scenes happening but it obviously did.

Who could possibly know more about health than some person who never went to med school

I used the one of the left for work. I did photography and display ads at the local newspaper. Once a week I went to the local car dealers with the Sony to take side profile shots of their cars. The entire sales staff would drive them by on at a time. I’d do the pre press on my Macintosh. For anything else I still grabbed my Nikon and film.

They’re not even identical, they are actually 2 distinct persons. What’s the point?

Downhill bicycle speed record, followed by Most gruesome bicycle accident.