They start selling dick pills that are slightly larger every month until they are the size of a bar of soap. Anyone who complains is told they aren’t ‘man’ enough to take their dick pills.

Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?

Yo Imma need Attice’s digits, and a bag of sestertii

Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

Cave divers looking at bugs all day:

• Keeps demons away

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

It’s a meme paper. The genetic observer. No single cell pets, 13721 Genome way, etc

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Wise, but executed for being annoying.

But at what cost?

I’d rather gargle the pasta sauce

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

Just look up, bro

I wouldn’t use non-alc wine, it invariably tastes like shit.

I would use chicken stock, veg stock, a thin tomato juice.

I’ve never deglazed with grape juice, but it might be an interesting experiment. Or perhaps you can deglaze with chicken stock and then add the grape juice for its flavour profile. It would be hella sweet and tangy and not much like red wine, but as long as it tastes good, that’s all that matters

Well you wouldn’t, because it’s so diluted. Imagine you’re deglazing with half a cup, and half of that boils away. That leaves you with 60ml of 15% ABV which is 8 grams of alcohol. If this meal serves 4, the alcohol consumed by each person is 2g.

Compare this to a single shot of vodka, which contains 17.5g of pure alcohol. You would have to eat 9 portions to consume the equivalent of 1 shot, and if you do that, you probably won’t be invited back.

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.