Joke’s on you; I don’t speak English.
Luden’s cherry cough drops for me. I can eat them like candy, and honestly they probably are.
Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays
E: for the record, these are both lines from the same scene in the film Office Space
This was done really we’ll.
Buy top of the line gaming rig
Only check email
When you absolutely need something to work presicely once between the day you buy it and the day you’re late for jury duty.
Not sure what I’m going to do without the China Lake and El Mirage Yacht Clubs.
I brought you into this world, so I can take you out of it! GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Join Toastmasters and they will (quite kindly) help you rid yourself of this in a few weeks.
I’ve been there a few times over the past decade. It’s a major metro city with substantial tourism. The people there are just like people anywhere else in the world in that if you treat them with respect, they will reflect that; and if you treat them like smug shit, they will also treat you like smug shit.
The semi-popular reputation Paris has is unearned and based in prejudice.
From the Wiki:
The wreck of RMS Titanic lies at a depth of about 12,500 feet (3,800 metres; 2,100 fathoms)
But security be off committing their own crimes…
The year is 2045, after record profits of 18 quadrillion dollars and formal recognition by the UN, the new nation Republic of Google (formerly Cuba) announces closure of its final web product: Google Search.
I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won’t.
–Mark Twain
Check out a book called House of Leaves by Danielewski. You pretty much have to have an actual copy.
I forgot about that one. Classic -er, I mean, Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton?