Dr. T’Ana is my spirit animal

I’ll have you know he was an excellent artist; it’s fucking canon

I’ll grant you that; I haven’t used dnf so can’t speak to its performance.

Atomic updates are amazing. But the package manager is slow as hell. SuSE managed to make zypper much faster using the same package format.

I have to disagree with you there. Systemd sucks ass, and so does RPM.

This is the goddamned truth

How do I get a grant to do this kind of research

Biggus Dickus

The title was the best part

You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

Just wait until OP learns about cross product of matrices.

+C

Thought about making shirts with that printed on the front during first year calculus.

Alpine is the way

Would be super easy to make a LaTeX document on Overleaf just for the Internet points

Ah yes, the great filter

While this is true, an alternative is to name your variables and functions descriptively so that when you see number_of_cats you know that variable is the number of cats, and buyAnotherCat() is a function that increases the number of cats.

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Overleaf is the shit, I love that site so goddamned much

I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go. And then, someday, you’ll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.