Bigus Duckis
If you want the goose to look at it it’s $15 extra
This is what is commonly known as a ‘wingy’, given by birds who are not able to do the pigeon.
First recorded case of a bird being a prude
Incorrect.
First depiction of the wingjob.
Early British mating display. ‘Birds’ (left), hominid (right)
Surely you mean Greek? That there swan is a god. Clearly.
I was playing on the somewhat rude but colloquial slang for woman in British English. An equivalent would be ‘chicks’ in NA English.
Encyclopedia image from the “wingjob” article
From fapping to flapping.
Honk!
You must be this tall to ride.
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“NO, MOM! IT’S NOT A PHASE! ONE DAY I’M GONNA MARRY BEAKY AND FLAPPY!”
Anthropologists discover evidence of ancient subspecies of humans with gigantic, goose-like penises.
The relative sizes of adult and juvenile cobra chickens, Justin Bieber for scale.
One winged angel
Fig. A. “busting a wing nut, method 1.”