• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    4 months ago

    At least they’re not literally declaring war on him the way that royal heirs used to.

    Can we at least make them fight to the death? Winner takes all, cheating is allowed.

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        4 months ago

        I wish! The fighters have to actually fight. Nothing stops you from getting juiced up on steroids and then doing a bunch of PCP while the other fighter has a spiked mace and being on enough meth to kill an elephant.