• MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    What if NASA just makes this stuff up to get more funding? .

    NASA scientist: See that dot?

    US Government: Where? There?

    NASA scientist: No. The other one.

    US Government: That?

    NASA scientist: Yuuuup. Totally a Super-Earth.

    US Government: Really?

    NASA scientist: Dude. Trust me, bro.

    US Government: (sighs) Make a color computer render to show the press by Thursday.

    . pops champagne cork

    EDIT: WOW… people seriously need the /s for this? Damn. This was complete sarcasm.

    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      9 months ago

      Independent astronomers and agencies and other countries verify this stuff, so it’d be a complicated conspiracy.

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        9 months ago

        Which is funny because that would have been even more inaccurate. “Millions of light years” is off by a factor of 15,000 or more. “Millions of miles” is off by a factor of 400,000,000 or more (2 million miles is 0.00000034 light years).

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          9 months ago

          Reading your comment is the most I have ever felt the “wow, space is incomprehensibly large” feeling.