You’ll see this is also a perfect example of a map without New Zealand.
Why would imaginary countries be on this map?
It’s got Missouri on there, so why not invent a country too?
Um, if Missouri doesn’t exist, where do YOU think Jesus will return and establish Zion?
Deep underground, near the earth’s core where it’s still warm
The second reform school in a row that my parents abandoned me to was an abusive Baptist one in Missouri. I wish that place were imaginary.
It has been foretold in the holy texts that your mother has plenty of room between her legs.
Oh, Schnapps
Canada and Mexico didn’t even make it.
further evidence in favor of the theory that canada and mexico are new zealand territories
I’m more worried about that’s going on in that box in south Georgia.
that’s the containment zone
What’s it containing?
trust me you dont want to know
Margorie is yelling at the sun without glasses?
The eclipse but white
That’s where they keep the goobers and peaches.
Nothing good that’s for sure. But I wonder what this map is actually from.
To busy fighting off wolves and rabid prospectors.
Glad to see Alaska got it too!
Half the state is crazy for Pigmy Hippo day, the other half go NUTS for Rex Manning day. They’ve got no time for whatever the cancer orb and wolf trigger are up to.
Wolf trigger is the name of my new metal band and cancer orb is the first song on their new album
I hope Cancer Orb is just a screamo cover of The Beatles Waiting for the Sun
Man, it was a little disappointing.
Mind you, here in the southern Appalachians, I didn’t expect anything highly dramatic, but I figured it might get dim outside. Nope, without the glasses and looking directly, I wouldn’t have known it was happening.
Yeah, i hate to say it, but unless you’re in the path of totality, it’s pretty lame. Sure, the light gets weird, and you can make neat little crescents with shadows, but that’s about it
Being in totality is without a doubt, one of the most awe-inspiring things you could ever witness
Had a few people tell me how they are in the 90% path and didn’t see a reason for seeing totality.
I tried explaining it to them in terms of sex: “I was 95% close to getting laid! Sure, that was probably fun, but you should really see totality.” Realized they just didn’t think it was worth it as an experience. Their loss.
Yeah I traveled to a city for 1 min of totality because I couldn’t afford a hotel to stay the night and had out from there. Totally worth, it’s one of the prettiest things I’ve ever seen. Like a ring of absolute silver. It felt like night too because the crickets came out and started chirping.
What is neat is how you experience sunset from a 360 degree perspective rather than just the normal western arc.